Buttons and Sayings : Part 4

 This is the final week of Buttons and Sayings. Some of these were purchased during a very dark time in the blogger's life, so please, keep that in mind.

Misc.
1. No Whining!
2. You couldn't afford me.
3. Ask me about your free plane tickets.
4. Computers run on smoke; If it leaks out, the don't work.
5. Remember, No matter where you go...there you are!
5. Before anyone passes judgement may I remind you we ARE at a Media Con.
6. Barney, we'd like for you to meet this weeks special guest, Mr. Velociraptor!
(No, still don't like the big purple dinosaur. In fact, spouse offered to teach blogger to shoot by purchasing a stuffed Barney and using it as a target. It never happened though.)
7. You can have the next mutant.
8. We're not exactly proper channels.

Insanity
1. gone crazy back later.
2. Preoccupied with fringe matters.
3. I don't suffer from Insanity. I revel in it!

Men
1. The way to man's heart is between the ribs and slightly downward.
2. If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
3. Rape. Pillage. Burn. Let's see if we can get it right this time.
4. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?
5. If at first you don't succeed, change the rules!

Toys
1. My toys! Where are my toys?? I can't do this job without my toys!
2. Some people have children to buy toys. I feel it's cheaper and more dignified to cut out the middle man and buy toys for myself.

Religion
1. Crucifiction? Good.
2. If your God is dead, try one of mine.
3. If God hadn't wanted me to be paranoid, He wouldn't have given me such a vivid imagination.
4. Beware of the vampire Jesus. He gave his blood for you and he wants it back Right Now!
5. The only problem with Baptists is they don't hold under water long enough.
(The vendor who sold #5 said this was his best seller. Seems there was a SF con in the same hotel as a Baptist convention. Someone from the BC say a fan wearing the saying and asked the vendor to make enough for all the attendees of the BC.)

Vampires
1. Save the vampires. Help protect an endangering species.

Work
1. Idiot!
2. Stupid people shouldn't breed.
3. You make me very, very angry Earthling!
4. There is intelligent life here, but I'm just visiting.
5. Running around trying to look important.
6. Wage Slave.
7. My job is so SECRET...Even I don't know what I'm doing.
8. Service may vary according to my mood and your attitude.
9. I'll do it tomorrow.
10. Watch your back.


Credit given to various vendors, true stories and purchases at Waldenbooks.

Buttons and Sayings : Part 3

Part 3 of Buttons and Sayings. Up this week - Cats, Dragons & Unicorns.

Cats
1. Love me, Love my cat.
2. Cute, Adorable, Tantalizing
3. MY HOUSE is maintained entirely for the comfort and convenience of My Cats.
4. Improve your image, Be seen with a cat.
5. Mankind is the end result of millions of years of evolution designed to produce a better Cat Servant.
6. He who dislikes The Cat was, in a former life, a rat.
7. If I wanted to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'd put shoes on the cat!

Dragons
1. Dragon Rider.
2. Let there be dragons!
3. First Impressions Count!
4. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with catsup.

Unicorns
1. Somewhere, just out of sight, unicorns are plotting to overthrow the United States government.

Credits given to various vendors who sold the buttons and Anne McCaffrey. 

Buttons and Sayings : Part 2

Continuing this months theme of just fun are more buttons and sayings owned by the blogger.

Dr. Who
1. Want a Jelly Baby?
2. Doctor Who Fan Club of America
3. The Friends of Doctor Who
4. Have T.A.R.D.I.S. Will Travel
5. Cybermats, why does it have to be Cybermats.
6. I feel absolutely lost without my Sonic Screwdriver.
7. Renegade TimeLord.
8. Little boy, I don't care if your dog can talk. Please tell him this is a T.A.R.D.I.S. not a way-back machine.

Quantum Leap
1. Oh, Boy!
2. Things went a little caca.
3. God I wish he was here so I could kick his butt!
4. It's just a musical.
5. She could tickle my ivories anytime.
6. You were an actor?! Don't say it like it was a disease.
7. Maybe you just have a thing for piano players.
8. To dream the impossible dream. To Fight the unbeatable foe.

Star Trek
1. Space. The Final Frontier.
2. I love my Enterprise.
3. Beam me up, Scotty.
4. Beam me up, Scotty, the elevators are full.
5. UFP. (And a lovely copy of the flag/symbol)
6. There are few problems in the galaxy that cannot be solved by a suitable application of concentrated phaser-fire.
7. Star Fleet Security ID. Division: Command. Computer Bio-Scan Data. 

X Files
1. FBI Special Agent Fxo Mulder
2. FBi Special Agent Dana Scully
3. Spooky
4. You have a friend at the FBI.
5. The X Files
6. I Believe
7. The guy in the ugly suit is probably CIA.

Credit given to the various studios and vendors these buttons were bought from.

Buttons & Sayings : Part 1

For the next few weeks the blogs here are just for fun and sharing.

Buttons. Everyone just loves buttons. They're everywhere and cover ever subject on the planet.

Here are some the blogger owns. 

Mics.
1. We make the Arts good business.

 Books
1. "#@!" Watch Your Language. Websters New World.
2. I'm a Smart Woman! Smart Women/Foolish Choices. Super Signet.
3. See you next month, same Sime, same Channel.

USA
1. Proud American. (with a picture of the American Flag and a yellow ribbon.)
2. Made in the USA. (with a picture of Mickey Mouse.)

Movies
1. Beauty and the Beast (Disney Version)
2. Cat in the Hat
3. Dave
4. Highway Man
5. Jurassic Park : Visit, Brachhiosaurus, Velocirpator, Dilophosaurus
6. Labyrinth
7. Maverick
8. Robin Hood Prince of Thieves (Kevin Costner version)
9. The Shadow knows! (Also originally an radio show, comic & movie)
10. Unknown : Federal Strike Force - Organized Crime and Vampire Squad

Various TV shows
1. Babylon 5
2. I'm a Slayer. Ask me how. (Buffy the Vampire slayer, both a film and TV show by Joss Whedon.)
3. Oz loves Willow!
4. Someday my frog will come. (Miss Piggy, the Muppets, both a TV show and movies.)
5. Get Lost. (ABC)
6. Dale Cooper: My Hero (Twin Peaks)
7. They Never Left! War of the Worlds: The Resurrection. (Pocket Books and a TV series)

Credits given if known.  Most buttons came from either Waldenbooks, private vendors or promotional props from various publishers or studios.





    

Bumper Stickers - Just for fun

Today's blog is just fun. Listed below are a number of bumper stickers the blogger owns. No. Not all are Christian. Some were bought at various Science Fiction conventions.

1. The Big Bang Theory: God spoke and BANG it happened.
2. If you're living like there is no God, You'd Better Be Right!
3. My Boss is a Jewish Carpenter.
4. (Darwin fish being eaten by a Jesus fish) Survival of the Forgiven.
5.Are you making an appointment with St. Peter on that cell phone?
6. Have you hugged your Tiger today?
7. "Normal' is a setting on my washing machine.
8. Welcome to Collinwood.
9. There can be only one!
10. This property protected by Lord Avon.
11. No good deed EVER goes unpunished.
12. Zines! Drugs would be cheaper.
13. Picard/Riker : Leadership for the Next Generation.
14. Picard for President. Make it so! The #1 Choice.
15. Engine by Scotty: 0 to Warp 7 in fifteen seconds!
16.  At Warp Factor 9, they ALL look green to me!
17. There are few problems in the galaxy which cannot be solved by a suitable application of concentrated phaser fire.
18. Odo's Gym. Klingon tested! Get in shape - any shape!
19. You're following a Firefly fan!
20. Dragon Wagon.
21. Keep off my tail or you'll get burned.
22. Dragons love you - dipped in chocolate. (burp)
23. Cat: I must destroy something immediately!
24. Cats humor us because they know that their ancestors ate ours.

Credits : Instant attitudes. Pegasus Publishing. Cafe Press. Mere Dragons. Bridgeport Nature Center. Harbor House Gifts. 

Sin is Sin

We humans tend to down grade sin. To us, lying is not as bad as adultery which isn't as bad as murdering someone.

Really? How come?

Because we all want to think we're better than someone else.

How does God see it?

The man who murdered his child in cold blood stinks just as much as the person who told the white lie to their spouse.

With God there are no 'degrees' of sinning.

It all stinks to him.

Sin is Sin. 

How God uses Christian writing

One never knows how God uses the fiction we write to save someone's life. Without going into detail, a big name Christian writer recently shared a letter received by a young adult who had read his books. God used his writing to give courage and strength to the young adult resulting in removing two siblings from a bad situation.

Wow!