This is the final week of Buttons and Sayings. Some of these were purchased during a very dark time in the blogger's life, so please, keep that in mind.
Misc.
1. No Whining!
2. You couldn't afford me.
3. Ask me about your free plane tickets.
4. Computers run on smoke; If it leaks out, the don't work.
5. Remember, No matter where you go...there you are!
5. Before anyone passes judgement may I remind you we ARE at a Media Con.
6. Barney, we'd like for you to meet this weeks special guest, Mr. Velociraptor!
(No, still don't like the big purple dinosaur. In fact, spouse offered to teach blogger to shoot by purchasing a stuffed Barney and using it as a target. It never happened though.)
7. You can have the next mutant.
8. We're not exactly proper channels.
Insanity
1. gone crazy back later.
2. Preoccupied with fringe matters.
3. I don't suffer from Insanity. I revel in it!
Men
1. The way to man's heart is between the ribs and slightly downward.
2. If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
3. Rape. Pillage. Burn. Let's see if we can get it right this time.
4. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?
5. If at first you don't succeed, change the rules!
Toys
1. My toys! Where are my toys?? I can't do this job without my toys!
2. Some people have children to buy toys. I feel it's cheaper and more dignified to cut out the middle man and buy toys for myself.
Religion
1. Crucifiction? Good.
2. If your God is dead, try one of mine.
3. If God hadn't wanted me to be paranoid, He wouldn't have given me such a vivid imagination.
4. Beware of the vampire Jesus. He gave his blood for you and he wants it back Right Now!
5. The only problem with Baptists is they don't hold under water long enough.
(The vendor who sold #5 said this was his best seller. Seems there was a SF con in the same hotel as a Baptist convention. Someone from the BC say a fan wearing the saying and asked the vendor to make enough for all the attendees of the BC.)
Vampires
1. Save the vampires. Help protect an endangering species.
Work
1. Idiot!
2. Stupid people shouldn't breed.
3. You make me very, very angry Earthling!
4. There is intelligent life here, but I'm just visiting.
5. Running around trying to look important.
6. Wage Slave.
7. My job is so SECRET...Even I don't know what I'm doing.
8. Service may vary according to my mood and your attitude.
9. I'll do it tomorrow.
10. Watch your back.
Credit given to various vendors, true stories and purchases at Waldenbooks.
Misc.
1. No Whining!
2. You couldn't afford me.
3. Ask me about your free plane tickets.
4. Computers run on smoke; If it leaks out, the don't work.
5. Remember, No matter where you go...there you are!
5. Before anyone passes judgement may I remind you we ARE at a Media Con.
6. Barney, we'd like for you to meet this weeks special guest, Mr. Velociraptor!
(No, still don't like the big purple dinosaur. In fact, spouse offered to teach blogger to shoot by purchasing a stuffed Barney and using it as a target. It never happened though.)
7. You can have the next mutant.
8. We're not exactly proper channels.
Insanity
1. gone crazy back later.
2. Preoccupied with fringe matters.
3. I don't suffer from Insanity. I revel in it!
Men
1. The way to man's heart is between the ribs and slightly downward.
2. If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
3. Rape. Pillage. Burn. Let's see if we can get it right this time.
4. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?
5. If at first you don't succeed, change the rules!
Toys
1. My toys! Where are my toys?? I can't do this job without my toys!
2. Some people have children to buy toys. I feel it's cheaper and more dignified to cut out the middle man and buy toys for myself.
Religion
1. Crucifiction? Good.
2. If your God is dead, try one of mine.
3. If God hadn't wanted me to be paranoid, He wouldn't have given me such a vivid imagination.
4. Beware of the vampire Jesus. He gave his blood for you and he wants it back Right Now!
5. The only problem with Baptists is they don't hold under water long enough.
(The vendor who sold #5 said this was his best seller. Seems there was a SF con in the same hotel as a Baptist convention. Someone from the BC say a fan wearing the saying and asked the vendor to make enough for all the attendees of the BC.)
Vampires
1. Save the vampires. Help protect an endangering species.
Work
1. Idiot!
2. Stupid people shouldn't breed.
3. You make me very, very angry Earthling!
4. There is intelligent life here, but I'm just visiting.
5. Running around trying to look important.
6. Wage Slave.
7. My job is so SECRET...Even I don't know what I'm doing.
8. Service may vary according to my mood and your attitude.
9. I'll do it tomorrow.
10. Watch your back.
Credit given to various vendors, true stories and purchases at Waldenbooks.
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